No Rock And Roll Fun

WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE: We don't know if Janet Jackson's extravagant demands for rider booty to support her appearance on Jonathan Ross have been accurately detailed by the Daily Mirror - we smell a rat around the "black roses" point, to be honest - but if it is, surely she needs to be taken aside - water at room temperature? Who the hell wants their water at that pitch, where the bugs will be starting to go all hellzapopping all over the place? What sort of diva is she?