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WE INTERRUPT OUR EUROVISION COVERAGE: ... to report that Gwyneth and Chris Martin have had their kid. They've called the poor little fucker Apple. Let's hope he's not rotten to the core. Or anything.
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Girl. It's a girl.We put it down to Eurovision excitement.
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