No Rock And Roll Fun

WHY? WHY? WHY?: We're still trying to work out why anyone would give Guy Ritchie GBP15 million to make a movie, much less one described as a "crime caper." We're also a little surprised to see Brad Pitt apparently signing up for a role in it. But most unbelievable of all - he's casting the missus in a major role. Madonna is supposedly going to play crime boss Dorothy Macha in the movie, Revolver. Apparently, the film has been delayed because Ritchie has been too busy making Six Shooters. Pity, because, you know, we really can't wait for it to come out.