No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR LABEL BOSS HERE: Well-known hitting person Mike Tyson is planning to launch his own record label. Who's going to be on it? Anyone he wants to be, we suspect.

Tyson - who's calling the company Tyson, presumably to make it easier for him to remember the name of it - says "I'm into the music scene so intensely. For 20 years, I've known about all these rappers; Grandmaster Flash, Grand Wizard Theodore, people a lot of rappers now aren't even aware of."

We're not quite sure what to make of that - we'd consider ourselves to be pretty intensely into music as well, and yet we'd not attempt to demonstrate that by listing precisely two acts that we "know of." Still, the official launch is coming soon, and that'll give him a chance to come up with some songs that he likes, too.