No Rock And Roll Fun

AND FINALLY, MADONNA? AND FINALLY, ESTHER: Madonna has apparently taken her culty duties really seriously, and has changed her name to Esther - which is kind of funny, what with her managing to get to this stage of celebrity without actually needing to change her name. She's also revealed the "ritual" she and former movie maker Guy Ritchie have when she comes home after a hard day feigning lesbian sex and pretending to be electrocuted:

"She takes a bath and he comes and chats about his day", reports Ananova. Having a bath in the evening and talking with your partner about their day, eh? The lives of celebrities are just so unlike ours, it's fascinating.