No Rock And Roll Fun

APPARENTLY THE MILAN FASHION ELITE ARE VERY EASY TO SHOCK: That's what we tend to assume by the news that someone as dull as Keith Flint has shocked them. Oh, he pretended he was doing mouthy sex with a man. Yes, that's something that people who go to fashion won't have come across before, isn't it. Maybe if he'd eaten a proper meal, or said "You don't need to fuck me, you can have the job anyway" he might really have surprised the couture crowd.