No Rock And Roll Fun

CHRISTINA'S SONGWRITER - CHILDREN MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT: We were surprised to see the apparent grip of fear on the part of the City Learning Centre, Southfields. They've invited Darren Edwards to provide a four week course in music songwriting and mixing for 12 to 16 year olds. Presumably after booking him, they listened to his masterwork, Dirrty, and issued an edict that the children attending would need to be accompanied by an adult.