No Rock And Roll Fun

DAMMIT, WE THOUGHT THAT TRANSIT OF VENUS WAS GOING TO BE THE FIRST SIGN OF THE COLLAPSE OF THE WORLD. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BUYING A TICKET BACK FROM THE BACKWOODS OF OREGON ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON? ANYWAY, BACK TO BUSINESS: Brody Dalle might be a full two blocks cooler than us, but she's not quite got the hang of this secret gig lark, as announcing your secret sets at Reading and Leeds sort of blows the secret a little.