No Rock And Roll Fun

DRUGS ARE THE BUZZ: And more Britney Spears news: Last October, Britney spilled some Zantrex diet pills while going through Heathrow Airport; the delighted manufacturers Basic Research decided this was enough of a celebrity endorsement to run with (presumably using the slogan 'the diet pill in the easy-to-fumble package'); they were served with papers telling them to stop doing so - which they decided to counter with a small action of their own. The only problem is, they've been trying to serve papers since November but can't find Britney to give them to her. Since November? Have they not thought of having a look at the Rolling Stone gig guide? A high-profile international tour isn't that tricky to track down, you'd have thought...