Thursday, June 17, 2004

THE NEW KYLIE? YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY: We have to break into our usual doings to bring you this young lady, who - having grown tired of her Kylie tribute act - wishes to become "the new Kylie":

by dayby night

The extraordinary thing about her is not that she looks closer to the new Sonia, but her choice of stage name. By day (pictured left) she is Suzy Hopwood, mild mannered paper pusher at pricewaterhousecoopers. By night, she takes the stage, and to mark the change, has adopted an "exotic stagename." Now, you'll recall from the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy that Ford Prefect ended up with his odd name because he erroneously believed it to be typical; we can only assume that a similar process has lead Suzy to assume that there's something exotic about her nom de tune: Schula Mornay.


Anonymous said...

Simon if you bothered to do a bit of research you'd know exactly how and where her name came about. I (as you may have guessed)happen to be a fan and have followed schula round the UK recently and no she ain't no Kylie Minogue (the journalists MUST have made that one up) she has a better voice, is far more sexy, actually has a personality, and BRAINS too. Go girl!

Anonymous said...

are you going to let us in on the secret?

Anonymous said...


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