No Rock And Roll Fun

OH, GOD BLESS HER: It's almost heartbreaking to see Jennifer Ellison treating winning one of the least interesting celeb game reality shows ever as "a chance to relaunch her career"; especially since she's ruling out ever going back to soaps. Crushingly, even one of her biggest cheerleaders, the Liverpool Echo, has to admit that her pop career was a bit of a flop (though it reports she's planning to re-ignite her assault on what it calls "the lucrative pop charts.") The best it can do is describe her as "one of the nation's most sought-after model", although pushing up your tits for Zoo hardly makes you Kate Moss.