No Rock And Roll Fun

ONE DAY LADS, YOU'LL TURN UP LATE TO A PARTY AND FIND IT'S OVER: The Beatles are apparently on the cusp of signing a deal to bring legal versions of their popular tunes to the musical download world, allowing you to at long last have a not-illegal version of Maxwell's Silver Hammer on your PC. Should you wish to. Rumours about who they're going to do the deal with are flying, but since they don't get on with Apple, we'd imagine Steve Jobs isn't sat by his phone screening calls in an excited manner.