THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE: Martin Scorcese is either a very brave man, or a very foolish one, as he's hooked up with Madonna to make a new movie, Hello Sucker, based on the doings of Texas Guinan, a 1920s bareback horserider. Despite Madonna having a Condolences Book instead of an IMDB entry, Scorcese has agreed to let her co-produce and, of course, she's cast herself in the lead role. There can be no escape, either, as she intends to do the soundtrack as well. Did Scorcese not see Evita? (Actually, probably not - hardly anyone else did).