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THE THIRD RULE IS YOU DON'T SHAG THE CHORUS LINE: We're fascinated by the news, cited in Rake's Progress, that there's to be a musical of Fight Club. Possibly. We think this might all be Chuck Palahniuk's flight of fancy, although we'd love it if it's true. Especially if they can work in 'I Don't Want To Talk About It' - or maybe an adaptation of Altered Images to 'Don't Talk To Me About Fight Club.'

Mind you, we're not sure that with all the current stand-offs between casts and producers on Broadway that anyone is going to volunteer to underwrite a musical which means your salary negotiations will be held with men who spend their evening stripped to the waist beating the crap out of each other. Might be a better time to suggest 'Uriah Heep - the musical'.