No Rock And Roll Fun

TO THIS WOMAN, WE OWE A LOT:



The only thing standing between us and a Steps reunion is Lisa Scott-Lee. Lisa's enjoying being a solo artist too much to give in to Faye Tozer's demands the band get back together.



Tozer is desperate for a regrouping of the band, but for artistic reasons, you understand, nothing to do with even Southport panto bookers refusing to return her calls:

"I really think Steps have more to achieve and I'd love the group to do more songs together. But Lisa isn't keen as she's enjoying being a solo artist. We just need to convince her."

Yes, it was terrible that Steps split up before they'd achieved their full potential: it's hard to believe they never played the Last Night of the Proms, made a hardcore porn movie or recorded a Star Wars theme. Added to which, there were one or two BeeGees songs they never quite got round to watering down and sticking out as their own. We wonder how Lisa will be "convinced" - we've seen movies that offer clues; usually they kidnap a loved one or a child and threaten their lives unless the reluctant one comes out of retirement. We'd suggest Lisa checks her locks and tells her friends to watch out.