No Rock And Roll Fun

TROY SOLDIERS: You actually feel sorry for Brian Johnson - his announcement that his Helen of Troy musical is just about ready could look like nothing more than leaping onto the running-plate of a passing trend, but he's been working on this for six years. However, it might be a bit more difficult to look on him kindly when you discover he wants Dolores O'Riordan to play Helen of Troy. A face that would launch a thousand ships? She'd have trouble getting the Harwich car ferry loose of its moorings.