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... AS A ROW OF HOUSES: Following the recent breaky-in burny-down man found in their garden, reports suggest that the Beckhams are considering buying the house next door as well. Because nothing helps security like buying a house and leaving it empty, does it?

For younger readers: David Beckham used to be a famous footballer in the olden days. His wife, Veronica, was famous in her own right before marrying him, as 'the woman who is going to marry the famous footballer.'