No Rock And Roll Fun

BRITNEY SPEARS: CORRECTION: We mentioned yesterday that we didn't feel Britney's decline into madness was anything like as bad as that of Courtney Love. However, that was before we discovered she's prepared to do "whatever it takes" for Coldplay to play at her wedding to the feckless dancer. (Good news for Chris Martin, though, surely? We'll bet he's taken the phone into the back bedroom, away from Gwyneth, and whispering "When you say 'anything...'")