No Rock And Roll Fun

FAME, FAME, FATAL FAME: The continuing court case featuring Will Young's brother has taken an interesting turn - Rupert Young seems to think that he's in some way famous, which, erm, seems to be his defence. "At times I have been called gay and shouted at by builders. In fact, myself and Will were attacked in a club once." No, petal; Will was attacked. You happened to be standing by. He then goes into a long explanation of how he was so pissed he fell over and passed out, and that after he left hospital as a result of this self-inflicted injury, his alleged victim had come towards his party "chanting and waving his arms." So, of course, he had to hit him, because he's the brother of someone famous.

The case continues.