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FANS ATTEMPT TO PLAY ROLE OF MOTHER: It'll be causing sweaty palms in her management office that the planned Britney Spears nuptials are going down poorly with the fans. However, if they're shrewd, they'll seize the merchandising initiative back and launch a Just Say No, Britney range of tshirts of their own. The fans don't think Kev is good enough for Britney, it seems. They think he's someone without any prospects, which is just unfair. In about eighteen months he'll be instructing lawyers to negotiate a massive divorce settlement, which we reckon is a pretty good prospect indeed.