HOW MANY MUDDAFACKIN TIMES?: Look, we don't know how we can we make this any clearer. If you're driving round with a car stacked up with guns and drugs, it's probably best not to do stuff to draw attention to yourself. Isn't that simple? And yet, time and time again you get people ignoring what should be a very basic rule: Jadakiss, for example, goes driving with guns and drugs in the glove compartment. But rather than following the rules of the road, being polite and not hogging his lane, the shuntlobe decides to start flinging firecrackers from his window. The inevitable happens - "would you mind opening your door for me, sir... is this your weapon, sir..." yadda yadda... court appearance.