No Rock And Roll Fun

I (DON'T) WANNA BE AROUND: Some poor sap paid USD15,000 for the chance - he thought - to get to eat dinner with Tony Bennett. It turned out the prize in the charity auction was to eat dinner at the same time as Tony Bennett. Not unsurpisingly, the man demanded his money back, although he then turned round and gave the money straight back as a (tax-deductable) donation to the hospital anyway. So, all's well that ends well. Especially since Bennett eats with his mouth open sometimes. You don't want to pay to see that.