No Rock And Roll Fun

OH, YES, THAT REALLY MUST SUCK: Busted are moaning about how dirty their female fans are: Matty Jay says he's sick of having his arse felt up by young girls. Quite right, too: girls, move over, and let some young boys show you how it's done.

We're also very alarmed by this quote from Matty:

"And he was left speechless by one fan's naughty confession: "(She told me) My fingers are rusted from frigging over Matty from Busted."

We can only presume he's managed to pull Metal Mickey.