No Rock And Roll Fun

PATTI SMITH WRITES: Nothing - not even outraged letters from Mansun fans suggesting we're a twat - makes us giggle with glee as much as Patti Smith's regular emails. Here's a taste of the latest:

i trust everyone has registered to vote. if only uncle wiggly was running. with his wisdom what a fine world we would have. for instance, instead of environmentally-polluting rubber tires we would use huge sausages. they never run out of air and the luncheon possibilities are endless.