No Rock And Roll Fun

SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTING NEWS: We were quite excited at the prospect of Eminem taking the lead role in a movie about boxing, until we found out he's going to play Dmitry Salita. Salita is undefeated, which reduces the opportunity to see a half naked Eminem having the shit beaten out of him. Could we not tempt him to appear in the Frank Bruno Story instead?



There is, however, every chance that Salita might wind up losing it - indeed, we're sure we could persuade him to throw a few matches in return for giving Eminem a spot of punishment.