Tuesday, July 06, 2004

WHAT ELSE IS IN THE TEACHES OF PEACHES? BE NICE TO THE BEASTIES: Peaches has interceeded on behalf of three elephants in Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo. The eletants, called Peaches (aaah... you see?), Tatima, and, perhaps even more aptly, Wankie don't take well to the cold in the windy city and Peaches and PETA are hoping that Chicago will let the guys go and live in Tennessee, where they won't need to be kept indoors all through the winter. We don't know if she's issued a warning about what will happen if her requests are ignored, but we're picturing Peaches using a strap-on as some sort of weapon in a worldwide crusade for animal welfare.

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