No Rock And Roll Fun

ALL TOMORROWS OFFICE PARTIES: If you find the usual pre-festive gathering a depressing, dank place - having to share a small glass of house wine with the twattish overpaid consultant who's undermined your company so badly you'll all be out of work before the summer, desperate fumbles with Sven round the back of the cleaner's cupboard, enforced jollity - maybe you need to change your job. Or, on the other hand, you could find something else to do in December, like go to the Christmas special All Tomorrow's Parties between the third and sixth of December, down in Camber Sands. Choosing the music will be - gulp - Jake and Dinos Chapman, so we imagine if you're connected to your twin sister at the groin, you might be able to negotiate a discount on the GBP120 entry.