Wednesday, August 11, 2004

ELEVEN O'CLOCK TICK TOCK: There is no reason under any of the stars why Lil'Kim should feel the need to design her own watches. She thinks there is:

"I love fashion and wanted to create a designer watch collection that would translate my personal style into a product which would appeal to stylish women everywhere."

Now, we don't have access to a panel of stylish women anymore - the last round of cutbacks we had to let go as, frankly, our handbag bill was running out of control - but we can't imagine any stylish woman choosing to wear a watch that has been designed not by one of the finest craftsmen of our time, but instead by the woman who wrote Fuck You and Suck My Dick. The people who shop in FC UK might, though, but that's a totally different market.

No comments:

Post a Comment

As a general rule, posts will only be deleted if they reek of spam.