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ELLISON TO THE RESCUE: We'd really to believe the story that Jennifer Ellison saved a small child from being crushed to death by an elephant, but we don't. Because if a kid fell off an elephant during a ride, surely it's not going to roll into the path of the elephant? We do believe the comment from the British tourist in Thailand who told the press the parents "didn't recognise Jennifer" - with her permatan, Sluttern At C&A wardrobe and bucket-to-face make-up, they probably thought she was a ladyboy.