No Rock And Roll Fun

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE BUSH'S FRIEND: Following on from Britney and Andre 3000 snuggling up to the President, even P Diddy, it seems, wants to get close to the President and his family - and that's a problem. It seems that Laura Bush didn't want to share a stage with Daddy Diddy, and when she told organisers that she wouldn't appear in a photo-op with him at the opening of the National Underground Railroad Centre, Diddy pulled out in disgust. Frankly, mate, not appearing in the same photo as that social X-Ray should have been something that you were having written into your contract, you dimwit.