No Rock And Roll Fun

GOING STRAIGHT: Now, who had taken out bets that Christina Aguilera's constant harping on about how she was all pierced and "dirrty" was little more than a lame attempt to get attention? Oh, all of you? Surprisingly, she's now removed the lot. We really hope they don't turn up on Ebay. Aguilera's current look, of course, is some vague idea of what 1940s movie icons might have looked like if they'd had Harry Hamfist as their stylists, and is in no way a pisspoor rip-off of an old Madonna image. Strike a pose.