No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S THE MODERN KVETCH: Photographers against Celebs - it happens so often nowadays, there's probably a special law course run at Harvard on this alone. Latest square-up is David Keeler against Christina Aguilera, whose bodyguard is meant to have taught him "some respect" after he tried to take a picture of Christina. The Aguilera camp denies that any such incident took place at all, so it'll all be off to court. We should point out the alleged punching and spitting took place on May 21st 2003, but it could just be that the Associated Press has only just heard about it.