No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE: We've always felt that Elton John's "if I was a sculptor, but then again, no" always had the air of a line that he meant to go back and change later but forgot - like those moments when you glance down and realise the page of your lecture notes still has the words "come up with a punchy but for here" scrawled on them, so it's pleasing to see them turn up at the launch of The Hatemonger's Quarterly Annual Stupidest Lyric In Rock Music contest. The winner, though, surely, will be Dee doo doo doo, dee daa daa daa?