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MONKEY SPUNK?: Liam Gallagher has spewed some over-excited denials at the circulating rumours that Oasis are on their last legs:

The rumours are bollocks, man. Complete monkey spunk. The new tunes are the dogs bollocks. I mean the dogs bollocks. People are going to be very surprised when they hear it.
Oasis are rocking. Every band has the odd bust-up and we sacked our drummer, but that's no big deal. It happens. But we are strong and ready to take on the world.
Me and Noel work well together. I know I piss him off sometimes and he pisses me off, but that's the deal and in the long run it works."

Leaving aside the curius question of how something be can simultaneously meaning 'total rubbish' and 'excellent' - English is a puzzling language, and simply putting 'dogs' in front of 'bollocks' appears in the Liam dialect to change the meaning - we're not sure why anyone's bothering too much about Liam's opinion on this; it's like asking a Tesco Checkout Operator about a proposed boardroom reshuffle.