No Rock And Roll Fun

MUM'S THE WORD: In news that won't help his chances if he ever decides to go for the James Bond role, Justin Timberlake has been voted 'star most dominated by his mam' in some sort of poll. Oh, they tried to dress it up as "best showbiz mom", but clearly the point is that she's always on hand, ready to spit on a hankie and wipe the smuts from his face. The top ten, in full:

1. LYNN HARLESS (JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE)
2. SHELLY KEARNS (CHRISTINA AGUILERA)
3. TINA KNOWLES (BEYONCE)
4. LYNNE SPEARS (BRITNEY SPEARS)
5. TINA SIMPSON (JESSICA SIMPSON)
6. DENISE MUNIZ (FRANKIE MUNIZ)
7. SUSAN DUFF (HILARY DUFF)
8. LYNN BYNES (AMANDA BYNES)
9. JONNETTA PATTON (USHER)
10. DINA LOHAN (LINDSAY LOHAN)