WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?: The Parent's Television Council - the people who recently tried to get the FCC to slam Buffy for showing too much in the episode where, erm, she was invisible and you couldn't see what she was doing - have decided it's time to to move on. The Council (slogan - "because our children are watching") has manifested itself in the form of L Brent Bozell III to fret that those rap songs have rude words in. Brent - who looks a little like John Kettley - is the head of this self-appointed council; oddly enough, while the group claims to be non-partisan, Brent himself established the Conservative Communications Center, which is basically an attempt to leverage as much right-wing content into American news outlets as it possibly can. (Pushing at an open door in most cases, of course.) But, anyway, yes: won't someone please think of the children?