No Rock And Roll Fun

YES, MAKE PARALLELS BETWEEN CARTER AND KERRY. THAT'S A GREAT PLAN: Back in 1976, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes' Wake Up Everybody was used to mobilise the black vote behind Jimmy Carter. Now, the song is being remade by May J Blige, Missy Elliott and Eve to try and get voters out for Kerry. It's like Moulin Rouge meets the White House, we expect. There's also going to be an album featuring Yoko Ono and Marvin Gaye, which actually makes us think for the first time that perhaps Bush isn't all that bad after all.