No Rock And Roll Fun

BUT TALKING OF SLIGHTLY LAME RE-RELEASES: As if on cue, Capitol turns up with a "new" version of John Lennon's Rock 'n' Roll, a Yoko-endorsed new version with four extra tracks on. Yoko's endorsement, of course, is signalled by her nodding with delight at the line marked "Projected total to estate of J. Lennon" on an Excel Spreadsheet and ordering some new extra-dark sunglasses.

There's also going to be another album, Acoustic, which has got some previously unheard stuff on; although, to be frank, if it's not actually been released by now, we're guessing there's a reason for that.

If you fancy using Lennon to flog something, drop Yoko a line with expected earnings.