CAN YOU TAKE A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD BACK?: With the news that the Rod Stewart musical Tonight's The Night is about to close, we had hoped that we'd seen the highwater mark of stage shows consisting of a greatest hits album and a half-arsed story linking the tracks together. Not so, unfortunately: Nick Rhodes has confirmed there's a Duran Duran musical on the way. So far the only thing we know about it is it will feature the Reflex. Maybe, just maybe, it'll be called Girls on Film and will be burlesque. But we're not holding our breath.