No Rock And Roll Fun

DON'T LOOK BACK IN GRANITA: We were reading some of the Labour Party conference coverage in the papers yesterday, and were struck by a dull ringing when we read that there were rumours that Blair and Brown were getting on so badly that they wouldn't even share the same hotel. Why did this sound so familiar? Two blokes who came together about a decade ago, full of promise that quickly got pissed away, settling instead into a dull, conservative-tinged plod, at war with each other and the world in general, but both in need of the other; the faces in the background coming and going but the two upfront carrying on regardless; the pair now not even hanging out backstage together? Can you see where we're going with this?



Now all that's needed is for Blair to scrap the next manifesto and start again from scratch, and it'll be clear that the Cabinet ARE Oasis. Of course, this might mean that Robin Cook has to be Bonehead, but no theory is perfect. There's even the dodgy Beatles connection, what with Cherie singing old Macca songs again this week...

...and the possiblity that Ringo Starr is going to guest on the new Oasis album when it finally gets finished.