No Rock And Roll Fun

FAIR DOS: So last night was the night of a million surprises, all of them blown in advance: Chris Martin onstage with REM; REM the surprise act - yes, it was Make Trade Fair live. We're betting the organisers are regretting putting Jamelia up for interview by the Channel 4 News team: she was clearly committed to the cause, but she didn't really seem entirely clear on the details of what the cause actually was. Oh, to be fair, she knew it was about fair trade - it was going any deeper than that which seemed to cause her problems.