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FIRST CLASS JOHN: Gibraltar is marking 300 years of British Rule by issuing a set of stamps with, erm, Elton John on. Now, we know we shouldn't complain - most places mark the anniversary of British colonisation by burning down a bank and hanging the Queen's representative from a tree - but why Elton John? Although, we guess, he's no stranger to have his back going all sticky after someone's licked it.