No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S LIKE TRACKING HURRICANE FRANCES: We've been watching the latest "lesbian" Christina Aguilera story building for a few days - what started out as a post-MTV VMA party where a couple of bored poledancers writhed within tabloid distance of Xtina has now become "lesbian kisses" between Christina and Paris Hilton. By teatime, we're expecting a strap-on to be involved.