No Rock And Roll Fun

MATCHLESS: Apparently, Newcastle United are making a reality TV programme following a bunch of celebs and a bunch of football legends as they "pit their wits" against each other leading up to a charity match. You might think that having a team of sunset footballers is going to be a bit unfair - having a big pig's bladder bouncing on your skull for twenty years doesn't exactly sharpen your wits - but to balance things up, the celebs have got Antony and Simon from Blue on board.