Tuesday, September 14, 2004

OH, BLESS... IT ALMOST MAKES YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM: Jay Kay, who's been banned from driving in the hope that we all might live a little longer, has built a go-kart track in his back garden because "it's the only way he can feed his drug-like addicition for speed." Unfortunately, he somehow neglected to get planning permission. Whoops.

We're not sure why someone who clearly has a bob or two thinks the the only way to compensate for losing his licence is to go go-karting. Jesus, man, buy some land and drive your brrm-brrm car-car round and round that. Are you dim or are you broke?

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