No Rock And Roll Fun

THE SPECTRE OF SPECTOR: We know that Phil Spector is rock's greatest paranoid, but we were a bit surprised to discover his lawyers are equally convinced the world's got it in for him: Spector's been ordered back to court next Monday, and his legal team can't think of any reason other than a secret grand jury having decided he needs to face murder charges over the death of Lana Clarkson.