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YOU CAN BURN THROUGH A LOT OF CASH THAT WAY: Now, unless we're getting muddled here, this kid supposedly give USD2 million to go away by Michael Jackson isn't the first kid, or the one at the heart of the court case now, but a new, whole different kid, yes? Mind you, this could only be the start of the confusion - Dateline report a retired Sheriff saying they reckon there could be another eight to ten kids floating around with a huge story and a large cheque.

We're always a little puzzled by the "no discussion of the claims" bit in these deals - if one of the kids did decide to go public, what is Jackson going to do? Sue the kid in open court? "He broke the promise not to tell anyone I fiddled with him and I want my money back"?