No Rock And Roll Fun

BLAME THE BAND: So, having just wandered off the stage and left them on live TV without a safety net, Ashlee Simpson is repaying her band's loyalty by blaming them for the cock-up:

"My band started playing the wrong song" she simpered.

Except, of course, the band were playing the right song - it was her vocals which were playing wrong, a problem which wouldn't have happened if, you know, she'd been singing. Wandering off stage and leaving the band blinking in front of however many millions is rubbish; trying to blame them for your own inability to cope with an unexpected glitch is unforgivable.