No Rock And Roll Fun

KEEP YOUR MIND FIXED ON THE CHEQUE: This week's picture of Lauren and her celebrity guest from the Brrrring! Brrring! Orange Phones show suggests that Lauren might be thinking that the money isn't enough, not for this:



Her latest guest is Paul Gascoigne, talking about music. He's no stranger to the pop charts himself, of course - The Fog On The Tyne and The Gazza Party Album thingy; he reveals his favourite song is You Can't Hurry Love by Phil Collins. Apparently, gazza is planning on changing his name, possibly to, um, G8. Either because he's convinced he's actually a gathering of the leaders of the major economic powers, or because he thinks he's a gate. We're not sure which.