No Rock And Roll Fun

NO NOEL FOR NOEL SONG: Well, it was a lovely idea: after everyone was convinced that Band Aid III would be like that rubbish episode of Corrie where Ken and Mike made up after being locked in the supermarket, with Damon and Noel coming together, kissing and making up, ending the Britpop wars, and probably having sex under a tree or something. Only problem is, Noel's going to be out the country when the single is recorded and so the under-tree-sex tussle of Damon and Noel is never going to happen.